{"product_id":"green-eggs-and-hash","title":"Green eggs and Hash","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreen Eggs and Hash Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWould you dab it on a plate? Would you dab it with a mate? Would you dab it in a house, with a fuzzy, red-eyed mouse?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou would. You know you would.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur Green Eggs and Hash tee is a storybook classic reworked for grown-ups. Two blissed-out creatures share a plate of green-yolked eggs and a glass dab rig, all in wobbly ink linework and bouncy hand-lettered type. It’s the bedtime story your parents never read you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is direct-to-garment printed across the front for crisp detail and a soft hand feel. A yellow-green WRC logo sits on the left sleeve. 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