{"product_id":"no-crime-tee","title":"No Crime Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFour words that shouldn't need printing on a shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave a proper look at the scene. Bucket hat. Hands behind the back. A copper either side, divvy van idling on the grass, roo sign on the fence line and the mesa going gold behind it all. Someone's backyard. Some Tuesday. Somewhere in this country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd dead centre — taller than every man in the frame — the plant. Still standing. Still stacking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow look at his chest. He's wearing the CC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's not decoration. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery legacy grower here knows somebody in that picture. Some of us have \u003cem\u003ebeen\u003c\/em\u003e him. Twenty-five years deep and the plant hasn't changed once — only the paperwork wrapped around it has. A bloke tending something he grew himself, in his own dirt, on his own time, and the only thing that made it a crime was a line in a document he never got a vote on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWe're not asking permission. We're cultivating culture.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe blank\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300gsm pure cotton. Heavyweight and properly opaque — it hangs off the shoulder instead of clinging, and it comes out of the wash the same shirt that went in. Drop shoulder with a boxy body, so it sits loose through the chest and falls straight rather than tapering. Ribbed round neck that holds instead of going wavy on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint runs oversized at 40 × 52cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGrow together. 🌱\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, 30°C, gentle cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIron low — never directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash it inside out and it'll outlive the trend cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA note on batches\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSmall variations between batches are normal — temperature, humidity and material lots all move the needle slightly. 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