No Crime Tee

Four words that shouldn't need printing on a shirt.

But here we are.

Have a proper look at the scene. Bucket hat. Hands behind the back. A copper either side, divvy van idling on the grass, roo sign on the fence line and the mesa going gold behind it all. Someone's backyard. Some Tuesday. Somewhere in this country.

And dead centre — taller than every man in the frame — the plant. Still standing. Still stacking.

Now look at his chest. He's wearing the CC.

That's not decoration. That's the whole point.

Every legacy grower here knows somebody in that picture. Some of us have been him. Twenty-five years deep and the plant hasn't changed once — only the paperwork wrapped around it has. A bloke tending something he grew himself, in his own dirt, on his own time, and the only thing that made it a crime was a line in a document he never got a vote on.

We're not asking permission. We're cultivating culture.

The blank

300gsm pure cotton. Heavyweight and properly opaque — it hangs off the shoulder instead of clinging, and it comes out of the wash the same shirt that went in. Drop shoulder with a boxy body, so it sits loose through the chest and falls straight rather than tapering. Ribbed round neck that holds instead of going wavy on you.

Print runs oversized at 40 × 52cm.

Grow together. 🌱

Care:

1. Machine wash cold, 30°C, gentle cycle
2. Do not bleach
3. Tumble dry low
4. Iron low — never directly on the print
5. Do not dry clean

Wash it inside out and it'll outlive the trend cycle.

A note on batches

Small variations between batches are normal — temperature, humidity and material lots all move the needle slightly. We chase these down as tight as we can, but a shirt made by people in the real world will never be identical to the one before it. We reckon that's a feature.