Green eggs and Hash

Green Eggs and Hash Tee

Would you dab it on a plate? Would you dab it with a mate? Would you dab it in a house, with a fuzzy, red-eyed mouse?

You would. You know you would.

Our Green Eggs and Hash tee is a storybook classic reworked for grown-ups. Two blissed-out creatures share a plate of green-yolked eggs and a glass dab rig, all in wobbly ink linework and bouncy hand-lettered type. It’s the bedtime story your parents never read you.

The artwork is direct-to-garment printed across the front for crisp detail and a soft hand feel. A yellow-green WRC logo sits on the left sleeve. Every piece is fully custom tagged with WRC neck tags and hang tags, because the details matter even when the subject is ridiculous.

It’s built on a heavyweight 300 GSM (8.8 oz) 100% cotton blank with a relaxed, loose fit and drop shoulders. It has real weight without being stiff, so it works on its own or layered, from spring through autumn.

Colours: Light Gray, Milk Apricot, Gray Green, Cherry Blossom Pink, Lemon Yellow

Details

1. Fit: Loose, relaxed
2. Neckline: Crew neck
3. Sleeves: Short, drop shoulder
4. Fabric: 100% cotton, 300 GSM (8.8 oz)
5. Print: Front DTG artwork, WRC sleeve logo
6. Finish: Custom WRC neck tags and hang tags

Care

1. Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle, inside out to protect the print
2. Do not bleach
3. Tumble dry low
4. Iron on low and avoid the print
5. Do not dry clean

⚠️ Limited release. We’ll no doubt be getting a strongly worded letter from someone’s lawyers. When the cease and desist lands, this one’s gone for good. Grab it while it’s still legal to sell.